Author Archives: Little Wendy

About Little Wendy

I used to be just like you. But a girl can only take so much lying and heartbreak. My friends and I got organized. Now, we're making sure that no woman leaves an interaction with a member of the opposite sex empty-handed. Think of us as the leaders of a trade union for girls.

Now that it doesn’t really matter, you can be queen

History lesson! According to the current rules of succession in the Commonwealth realms (AKA, the House of Windsor, AKA, the British royal family), boys take precedence over girls. I’ll explain how this works: say Prince William had had an older … Continue reading

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Guest post: Big shoes to fill

A gorgeous woman with brains can get any man she wants. And cock? That is ridiculously easy for us. Men are sluts and we have all the power when it comes to sex. In this male dominated society, most of … Continue reading

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Play to win

Los Angeles is a tough city, but play your cards right and you’ll never have to pay for anything ever again. There is a lot of money in this town. The only thing you have to do is find a … Continue reading

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Ode to the Gold-Digger

There isn’t enough respect for the gold-digger. We have somehow forgotten that going for gold is as deeply entrenched in American culture as anything else, and here in California most of all. The California Gold Rush in the mid-1800s once … Continue reading

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Understanding guys who don’t want commitment

From Female Breast Size Attractiveness for Men as a Function of Sociosexual Orientation by Agnieszka M. Zelazniewicz and Boguslaw Pawlowski on The Archives of Sexual Behavior: “Men with a short-term mating strategy tend to pursue temporary, low-commitment sexual relationships with … Continue reading

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Little Nest Eggs

As one of our heroines, Donna Estes Antebi writes in her book “The Real Secrets Women Only Whisper”: A woman should always have a nest egg of her own money safely stashed away. Psychologically, it is important to know that … Continue reading

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He cheats: It’s not you. It’s him

It’s in their best interest to convince you it’s your fault. You’re not cute enough. You’re not sexual enough. You are not emotionally available enough. You’re too busy with the kids. Or your job. Whatever. They’ll hang on to anything … Continue reading

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Doesn’t TOB stand for Tig-o-Bitties?

Anonymous asked: Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t TOB stand for “tig-o-bitties” (i.e. big ol’ titties)? If this is the case, aren’t you worried that instead of empowering women, you’re doing us a disservice by emphasizing physical standards that … Continue reading

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It’s Not About Sex For Men, It’s About Status

How many of us have heard a man say he thought we looked fantastic in yoga pants and barefoot, without any makeup on? Yeah, I thought so. All of us. The best way to begin accepting that you have a … Continue reading

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Broke w/ Boobs: A Girl’s Guide to Making it in L.A. w/o Spending a Dime

Let me guess. Getting to Los Angeles was something of a goal for you. You knew if you only got to L.A., your career would take off. In no time the world would be your oyster and your life would … Continue reading

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