Author Archives: Johnny Eyelash

The world has fed you a bunch of lies. They’ve told you chicks love to talk, chicks love a sensitive guy, blah blah blah. It’s bullshit man. When the world says women love a guy who knows how to talk, … Continue reading →

I overheard it at the Playboy Mansion on Halloween. The first time he said it, I thought the dude was serious. The chicks ate it up. Now that SLRs are available in cheap consumer models, everyone can play photog. You … Continue reading →

I’ve been on Google Plus a couple of weeks now and I’ve seen a handful of hot chicks turn off comments on their pics because of the avalanche of asinine comments pouring in from desperate dudes who don’t seem to … Continue reading →

Quit worrying about your junk, man. Listen, it’s not gonna get any bigger. You just gotta learn to work with it. Trust me, it’s not a deal-breaker for most of the chicks you’re going to end up bangin’. If that’s … Continue reading →

1. Six Figures She doesn’t want to hear about your job but she does need to know that you can provide the lifestyle she wants to live. Five figures is decent man, don’t get a complex. You can always make … Continue reading →

Your offer, from the perspective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring … Continue reading →

Don’t cheat. Having sex with everything with legs and DDs may be our biological imperative, but if there is one rule you need to observe about this game it’s this one. You cannot cheat. If you think the two don’t … Continue reading →

“Being an ass has nothing to do with being confident. It has to do with insecurities and what you do to mask it. It’s a defense that someone will use to shed the hurt of rejection.” — Johnny Dzubak, read … Continue reading →

Anonymous asked: My sights were set: this cute, busty girl was coming home to the Glen pen! I walk up to her, introduce myself, and go in for a hug. She reluctantly hugs me back and that’s when I feel … Continue reading →

1. Be a little self-deprecating. Surprise her, be outgoing. Don’t be too serious when you approach her. Remember that without the hair, the tits, the makeup, the cute shoes, she’s in your league. Don’t let on that you’re intimidated. Chicks … Continue reading →