Author Archives: HSWproducer
DNA Testing to See if You’re Compatible
DNA testing is becoming more and more accessible, giving people all kinds of ideas about how to exploit it for profit. One of these is genius ideas is using the test to see if you and your partner are a … Continue reading
Cosmopolitan Makes Up Sex Tips “from Guys”
Cosmopolitan magazine has been doing this shit for years. Words like “SEX” and “ORGASM” are how they get women to pick them up right before the cashier rings up the groceries. But for today’s “fun fearless female,” as Cosmo describes … Continue reading
Admit It: Your Sexting Skills Suck
A couple of weeks ago, Lili Loofbourow launched a full attack on the contemporary language of sexting in a piece for The Awl that still has our ears ringing: Brevity breeds shorthand. Television steam-ironed the American accent, and so has … Continue reading
We’re More Traditional Than We Realize
You’re out on the town. A chick makes eye contact. You buy her a drink. The night goes well, she’s really aggressive. Before long, with minimum effort on your part, she’s in your bed. Score! Say you don’t want this … Continue reading
Shit! You came too fast — what now?
You’ve finally arrived. After an evening out on the town, you and the apple of your eye are in bed together. It’s amazing. You haven’t had sex this good in ages. You’re going, and going, and going, and then — … Continue reading




